Crone, the Witch:
The world's meanest and grumpiest witch-...
-has gotten herself a job.
Yes, that's right.
But since coworkers are the worst thing she knows...
Yeah, we do not like coworkers.
...she's started her own business instead.
And she's named the company:
Crone, the Witch Inc.
♪ At Crone, the Witch Incorporated ♪ ♪ You'll find only the wicked ♪
♪ I'm the only one here ♪ ♪ Please do feel all your fear ♪
♪ Please do not come in ♪ ♪ Staying would be a sin ♪
♪ Each customer gives me new pains ♪ ♪ They really don't give any gains ♪
♪ Business does not interest me ♪ ♪ Do not care, will not see ♪
♪ I hate when people call me up ♪ ♪ I just can't get them to shut up ♪
♪ They want my help with this or that ♪ ♪ Leave me be, or meet my bat ♪
♪ I want to be alone ♪ ♪ Happily a crone ♪
♪ At Crone, the Witch Incorporated ♪ ♪ You'll find only the wicked ♪
♪ I'm the only one here ♪ ♪ Please do feel all your fear ♪
♪ Please do not come in ♪ ♪ Staying would be a sin ♪
Every morning, the Witch unlocked the door-
-flipped the sign from "Closed" to "Open"-
-counted the change...
One, two, four... eighteen, maybe.
...and finally, it was time to do the window dressing.
The only question was what to dress it with.
There! That'll do.
An ophthalmic frame.
Why are you displaying an ophthalmic frame?
Well, how am I supposed to know?
Indeed. And that was just the problem:
The Witch had no idea what type of business she was running.
Did she sell things, did she fix things, or did she offer services and consultations?
Yeah... What do I do here?
What am I doing here? I...
I do whatever I want!
Anyway...
When the Witch was done dressing the window she returned to the register to sulk-
-and hope that no customers would show up, as usual.
Please, please, please, please, please, please-
-please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
...please, please, please...
No!
Not Tryggve, the Troll.
Yep.
The first customer of the day was none other than Tryggve, the Trendsetting Troll-
-who always wore the latest of fashion.
Like a cinnamon bun hat, for example.