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Crone, the Witch:
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The world's meanest and grumpiest witch-...
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-has gotten herself a job.
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Yes, that's right.
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But since coworkers are
the worst thing she knows...
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Yeah, we do not like coworkers.
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...she's started her own business instead.
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And she's named the company:
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Crone, the Witch Inc.
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♪ At Crone, the Witch Incorporated ♪
♪ You'll find only the wicked ♪
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♪ I'm the only one here ♪
♪ Please do feel all your fear ♪
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♪ Please do not come in ♪
♪ Staying would be a sin ♪
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♪ Each customer gives me new pains ♪
♪ They really don't give any gains ♪
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♪ Business does not interest me ♪
♪ Do not care, will not see ♪
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♪ I hate when people call me up ♪
♪ I just can't get them to shut up ♪
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♪ They want my help with this or that ♪
♪ Leave me be, or meet my bat ♪
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♪ I want to be alone ♪
♪ Happily a crone ♪
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♪ At Crone, the Witch Incorporated ♪
♪ You'll find only the wicked ♪
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♪ I'm the only one here ♪
♪ Please do feel all your fear ♪
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♪ Please do not come in ♪
♪ Staying would be a sin ♪
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Every morning, the Witch
unlocked the door-
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-flipped the sign
from "Closed" to "Open"-
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-counted the change...
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One, two, four...
eighteen, maybe.
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...and finally,
it was time to do the window dressing.
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The only question
was what to dress it with.
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There! That'll do.
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An ophthalmic frame.
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Why are you displaying an ophthalmic frame?
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Well, how am I supposed to know?
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Indeed. And that was just the problem:
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The Witch had no idea
what type of business she was running.
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Did she sell things, did she fix things, or
did she offer services and consultations?
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Yeah... What do I do here?
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What am I doing here? I...
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I do whatever I want!
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Anyway...
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When the Witch was done dressing the
window she returned to the register to sulk-
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-and hope that no
customers would show up, as usual.
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Please, please,
please, please, please, please-
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-please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please...
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...please, please, please...
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No!
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Not Tryggve, the Troll.
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Yep.
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The first customer of the day was none
other than Tryggve, the Trendsetting Troll-
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-who always wore the latest of fashion.
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Like a cinnamon bun hat, for example.